Finding myself in the Middle East

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Some Useful Dictionary Terms


As I am tucking her into bed, an hour past her bedtime: "Ima, for my Chanuka mesiba tomorrow, can you make a cake? Shaped like a doughnut? With icing and sprinkles?"

We are out of eggs and confectionary sugar. I will have to go shopping. I say "Sure!"


Outdoorsman goes shopping for the missing ingredients.


He also buys me candy.


I take the cake out of the oven at exactly the right time.


It is still raw in the middle

Diligence: 2: 

I put it back in for ten minutes.

Inexplicable: 2:

I go to sleep.


The baby wakes up at 2:00 in the morning for a cup of milk. I wake up to a house that is filled with billowing smoke.


The oven did not explode.


The cake looked like it was made from granite. I could use it for my new kitchen as a counter top. Shaped like a doughnut.

Love: 2:

I make a new cake and wait up until 3:10 in the morning until it is ready.


Gila Rose said...

That is awesome. And you are a good mom! So many Mom Points for you!

Princess Lea said...

Oy! At least there's always candy to make things better . . .

Mystery Woman said... 2 is the best! Wow.

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Lost and Found said...

Amusing and touching. Perfect combination for a post.

Anonymous said...

I think it was a sign from G-d that you did not need a cake. ;)

Nice post!


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