Princess: Ima, Coco-pop is big already.
Me: Yes, she is getting big, isn't she? You both play so nicely--
Princess: She's too big to be the baby anymore.
Me: Well, she's a big baby.
Princess: No. She's a toddler.
Me: I thought you were a toddler.
Princess: (eye roll) Nooooo. I am the huge big girl.
Princess: (a look that says, as I was saying, before your ridiculous interruption) so we have a toddler and a huge big girl, and no baby.
Me: Oh. Yes, well. Okay.
Princess: We need a baby.
Me: Do you want more ketchup with your chicken?
Princess: I'm gonna daven for a baby.
Me: Um! Okay. Just make sure that you daven that the baby should come in the right time.
Princess: (nods) How about right after lunch?