Finding myself in the Middle East



Sunday, November 13, 2011

Holy Carboard Boxes, Batman!

Okay, so two men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Badump-ch!

Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares? Why is she out of the kitchen?

Badump-ch!

I'm moving again.

Badump-ch!

No, really.

Yeah, not so much funny.

We just moved. And we just moved before that.

This will be our fifth apartment just in this neighbohood. Maybe we are really gypies or something, and it's our fate to wander. Maybe I should get those awesome hoop earings and full colorful skirts. I already have scarves. And tamborines! I can play and sing for money!

Or just get boxes. To pack my stuff in. Again.

There's a lesson here, I know. About the transience of life and how this world is not real. I should write it up and tie it all in beautifully. But I am too grumpy because I have to MOVE, you see.

Blaugh. Argh. And other expressions of disgust usually only found in comic books.

What did the landlord say to the tennant? I'm selling the apartment and you have to leave!

Badump-ch!

5 comments:

CantStopBaking said...

Oh gosh, thats so annoying! I feel for ya! But look at the bright side, you get to clean out all your build up junk once a year :) I love your new banner btw, encapsulates kids in Israel perfectly :)

JerusalemStoned said...

You know that the masochistic ocd part of every housewife part of me agrees with you, and is actually rubbing her gloved hands together in anticipation?

Thanks for the banner love, I like it--and him--too. :)

Proud Tante said...

OMG! I feel for you! That is awful. would it make it easier to come to us for a shabbos meal before or after the move?

sporadicintelligence said...

So sorry, it's a pain, and I never even moved, I just thought about it over the summer! Keep a positude (positive attitude) and well, maybe it'll all work out for the best (sorry, I'm a cynic/realist) :)

And ditto to the banner, really cute!

JerusalemStoned said...

Proud--we actually dare not moving for a while, we just got notice. I'm just borrowing trouble.:)

sporatic--It is a pain. Do not do it. Ever. Just kidding! It's fine! (No really. Don't do it.)

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